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fab four future.

4 April 2008 · 5 Comments

ah, what will happen to stereolab? does radio silence for six months mean tim has started a new career in the prodigious field of cranberry-picking and laetitia is on a quest for her ruthless, earthly femininity (not to mention making boring music as monade)?

i shouldn’t hope so. they should get off their collective hipster asses sometime soon and start releasing music, or at least give the world an idea of when their fabled new album is going to see the light of day.

this blogger counts on you and your gallic synth sensibility, oh tim and laetitia, and no, monade will not do as a replacement, sorry.

it’s very nice and well if ms sadier wants to express her own musical sensibilities every now and then, but i hope she’ll understand her place is ultimately at the stereolab microphone, singing about world socialism sleepily and shaking a tambourine with moderate success. i’m a stereolab fan, and a very disgruntled one.

Categories: boom la la la.

distortion, bloody distortion.

14 February 2008 · Leave a Comment

sad, bouncy songs. insanity. battleaxes. zsa zsa gabor. when liquor is what’s for breakfast, lunch and dinner. shirley simms singing like she’s just had twenty quaaludes and was dragged to the studio by her hair (at gunpoint). a lot of distortion.
yes, reader love, the magnetic fields have a new album. and it’s good. and it’s the first thing to surface from stephin merritt’s main (and best) project in four years.

disclaimer: i still wish stephin would kidnap susan amway, persuade her growing cranberries isn’t the best she can do and make her sing his beautiful songs again, but all in all and nevertheless, distortion deserved a small celebratory photoshoot.

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Categories: boom la la la. · pre-present.

2007 in music.

28 January 2008 · 7 Comments

it’s time for the obligatory top ten! there was a lot to choose from this year, but i’ve picked the records that somehow really stood out.

10. Stars of the Lid – … And Their Refinement of the Decline

i have a soft spot for electronic classical music, or contemporary classical music, or whatever you want to call it. the stars of the lid are probably the best band working in this minimalistic, chilly genre right now, and it had been six years since the tired sounds of stars of the lid… but their breathless, airy compositions with exactly the right drones at the right time still sound blissful and pregnant with meaning, and that’s all this blogger asked for. more organic than their previous work though – more lamonte young than delia derbyshire. which isn’t at all a bad thing either.

 

 

09. Studio – Yearbook One

studio are a swedish duo. their music is an unlikely combination of krautrock, balearic trance circa 1988 and pet shop boys-ish synthpop. that might sound a bit repelling and too scene for its own good (like, the kind of music scene people wearing couture that looks like thriftstore gear listen to in lounge bars or wherever hipsters go to die), but yearbook one is actually really good. i challenge you to listen to ‘radio edit’ or ‘no comply’ without feeling the desire for a royal serving of ecstasy.

 

 

08. M.I.A. – Kala

some people say music shouldn’t be political. m.i.a., everybody’s favourite tamil tiger, would probably bang their heads against a wall. hiphop infused with the modern lovers, new order, the clash and with aboriginal children on the mic is fine with me, and even if you would want to block the political messages (which i happen to agree with) out, there’d be a hell of a listenable dance record left. and it’s good to know an AK-47 is $20 in most of africa these days, not to mention the fact that she’s out for your money, and she’ll shoot you for it (i’d shoot you if you were a capitalist, stock exchange-crawling parasite and take your money, too, hypothetically speaking).

 

07. Electrelane – No Shouts, No Calls

every once in a while some major label pundit crawls out from under his rock and screams the album format is dead. if they just listened to no shouts, no calls, they’d know this is definitely not the case. electrelane’s specialty is the kind of stereolabby kraut-pop one gets obsessed with before he knows it even happened. this is probably the most cohesive album of the year: 11 concise, pretty songs that break your heart and spin your world around.

 

 

06. Deerhoof – Friend Opportunity

i got into deerhoof with friend opportunity, way back when in 2005 (haha). if that album was a noiserock assault on the senses, friend opportunity is its crazy cousin who lives in a nepali ashram and claims she’s in contact with the cosmic entities after she’s sniffed a gallon’s worth of diesel fumes. on this little objet d’art, deerhoof switch from noisy guitars to menacing tropicalia to japanese synthpop every two minutes or so. ready your ritalin and off we stride!

 

 

 

05. LCD Soundsystem – Sound of Silver

yeah well, if you haven’t heard this album chances are you’ve been in a particularly nasty coma for the better part of 2007. to sum it up shortly, james murphy expands on his eponymous debut’s chunky dance-rock, coming off like this generation’s eno or kraftwerk in the process, and well, it’s a really good album. that port-a-cath does look nasty, dear, you should go download ’someone great’ and rest for a little while, maybe.

 

 

 

04. Caribou – Andorra

dan snaith, aka caribou, has spent most of his career synthesizing sixties psychedelia, latter-day folktronica and 70s drugscapes. on andorra, his fourth album, he somehow permutates sixties sunshine pop, creating a little universe of songs about girls with grannies’ names, sometimes steve reich-ian, sometimes droning, sometimes jarring, at times very ornate and chocked up with strings – andorra is like a bonbon box full of yummy chocolate, there simply isn’t room for even one more heavenly sighed word, drone, or found sound, and it’s just so… satisfying to listen to.

 

 

03. of Montreal – Hissing Fauna, Are You the Destroyer?

kevin barnes, of montreal’s only real member, had hit a bad patch when recording this little gem. his wife had ran off, leaving him snowed in in norway, in the grip of a bad chemical depression, which in turn spawned hissing fauna. i’ve rarely heard a more accurate expression of serious depression – yes, it sounds glammy, but isn’t glamour the saddest things at times? and yes, it’s bouncy, but if you were on ten tabs of lithium a day, you’d be hopping around like a kangaroo too, trust me. hissing fauna is both catchy and sad, hopeful and desperate. the irony of it all is that this record seems to have been of montreal’s big commercial break – but then kevin and nina are back together and both way happier than they were.

 

02. Panda Bear – Person Pitch

disclaimer: i really loathe animal collective and wouldn’t call it music (all i have to say about animal collective is: fuck off, americans, get a job). i consequently didn’t think panda bear’s solo stuff would be any good, but it is. person pitch sounds like a protools collage of the tribal chants of a long-lost country, the best in acoustic developments this century, and delicious warbly organ drones. it’s a thing of beauty, and i’m addicted to it… but animal collective are still wankers.

 

 

 

01. The Fiery Furnaces – Widow City

the fiery furnaces have always been a tricky band, to say the least. they seem to be stuck in a cyclical movement between awesomeness (blueberry boat!) and complete suckiness (their opus about, and sung by, their late grandmother olga saranthos. it has to be heard to be believed). widow city finds them back in greatness-mode: it’s a 70s-inspired classic rock story about being carried off to decorate bordellos, dancing naked for the sultan of medina sidonia, the hieroglyph for french canal boat, feeling really lonely, inventing ‘the emergency cigarette behind glass’, cairo, demonic husbands with mistresses, the duplexes of the dead, a murderous grand jury, and doormats with nautical prints. oh yeah, the music is quite brilliant too – menacing, sexy math rock grooves, contradictory as that might seem. this is an album that makes me feel like somebody, something not many albums could possibly pull off.

merci, les friedberger.

Not quite there, but really pretty close, really:

a couple of records that are not on this list but almost, almost were: blonde redhead’s 23scout niblett’s this fool can die now, the field’s from here we go sublime, matthew dear’s asa breed and chromatics’ night drive (iv).

The Worst of 2007, at least the worst of the so-called good:

animal collective (!!!!!), beirut (!!!!!), justice (!!!!!!), architecture in helsinki, a place to bury strangers, midnight juggernauts, and the worst record i’ve heard for as long as i can remember: white williams. it’s so bad it gets… well, it doesn’t get good, but it makes you want to introduce mr. ‘white williams’ to the dutch euthanasia procedure. worse than yoko ono, worse than bob dylan when he went christian, worse than animal collective, even.

Categories: boom la la la. · in retrospect. · records.

stuck in my deep sea diving suit.

26 January 2008 · 1 Comment

i hate-hate exams and studying. in a perfect world i’d just sit in my sofa, smoke and listen to music all day. i guess i’ll just go on the dole when i graduate and do just that, then (oh, and wear all my clothes once, which typically takes three to four days).

i love-love bumming around and listening to the magnetic fields, though. if it were a profession, i’d have it put on my passport. stephin knows me better than anyone else, and there’s always another magnetic fields song to identify with and get you in a droning, looped downward spiral of schmalzy despair.

right now i feel like the protagonist of the wayward bus’ ’suddenly there is a tidal wave’.

the boys talk like they own the world
the women keep their stupid diaries
but suddenly there is a tidal wave
and everything is swept out to sea

i wish there’d be a tidal wave sweeping EITHER me OR the sinology dept. staff out to sea, preferably to the south sandwich islands (for their name fascinates me). oh well. more korean. more coffee and cigarettes. more smiths songs on repeat. while this might all sound just a tiny bit depressed, i’m actually feeling… complacent. (if it turns out i’ve failed all subjects, i’ll run around in a hysterical frenzy though.)

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i wish i lived in disneyland.

Categories: boom la la la. · pre-present.

flunketyflunk, starring sc.

23 January 2008 · 3 Comments

AAH! i think i’ve just been through the first bad exam of my life. while i was sitting with a fan in my face and sipping shandies all day, thinking chinese philosophy was not worth any more effort than strictly necessary, carine ‘polartec’, phd, apparently devised a cunning plan to rob me of:

  1. my intellectual dignity
  2. any marks above 10/20
  3. my sophisticated theory of everything (she forgot it was there, forgot it was even there).

well okay, so maybe it wasn’t catastrophically bad, but it sure wasn’t up to my usual standards. the problem with carine is that she knows me too well and never lets me wrap her up in long and overly verbose sentences, like this one, for instance. she kept on moaning unholy things like ‘KEEP IT SHORT!’ ‘SHORTUUUUH!’, and i felt an encroaching darkness when she triumphantly said ‘no, i don’t think mencius said confucius was like the mythical kings yao and shun after the flood, really! i think that was NOT THE CASE!’.

people who like to come to the point quickly piss me off. so at one point i went like:
“SO DOES THAT MEAN IT’S BAD? ARE YOU SUGGESTING IT’S POORLY MADE? UNIMAGINATIVE?” (it was a take-home exam, mind you.)
“i didn’t say that at all.”
“I SHOULD HOPE SO.”

WOE,  intellectual pride, WOE, you have been defeated by a fortysomething fleece-wearing woman. WOE IS ME.

apart from that, i’m having a great time listening to kim hiorthoy’s beautiful my last day. i’m going to see him in Feb and we shall DANCE, DANCE to his cut-up acoustic electro (and yes, that exists). norwegians do it better, dear reader, and i’m in a slightly hysterical mood, so i am going to get me a bottle of good wine from the cellar.

Categories: boom la la la. · pre-present.

new kelley polar? oh me oh my.

12 January 2008 · 2 Comments

2008 is set to be an even better year for good music than 2007, dear reader. i know it sounds slightly implausible, but i’m quite sure it’s going to be the musical equivalent of a grande annee viticole. so you want proof? okay.

  • new magnetic fields, distortion, out next week. and yes, it’s good.
  • new beach house, devotion, out in a month or so. it’s painstakingly gorgeous and expansive.
  • new stereolab, out sometime this year. hey, that’s a major event right? (riiight.) laetitia sadier’s side project monade will also come up with a new album, monstre cosmic, soonish.
  • new of montreal, skeletal lamping, out in fall.
  • new broadcast, probably out in fall.
  • new my bloody valentine, quite possibly, although you never know with that fat pillpopper shields and his demonic hordes of pitch-perfect shoegaze.
  • new hot chip, made in the dark, out in february, or at least i think so. infectuous synth pads galore!

AND. kelley polar, my favourite revelation of 2005 (check love songs of the hanging gardens out if you haven’t already), is returning in march with yet another set of staggering, scintillant space disco symphonies, seductively titled i need you to hold on while the sky is falling. whoooa!

via fact magazine:

polar about the new album:

i wanted it to be like the audio equivalent of one of those mythical sci-fi movies where there are hundreds of special effects shots per minute, juicy and transporting. … much of the time i am singing like i am in some psychotic space musical.

polar about his classical ensemble, the kelley polar quartet:

siggi got deported back to iceland, i can’t say why because of the pending legal stuff, and max got a job with the northern sinfonia over there in england as principal bassist, and now he has a serious alcohol problem. elise suffered a crisis of conscience which was well-deserved, and joined the seminary permanently.

who said classical musicians weren’t able to rock? okay, one last one: polar about his bandmate claire de lune:

she was originally from alsace, i believe, but the rest of her family disappeared during a rather ill-advised camping expedition in late 70s algeria. she was mostly raised by bedouins in the tassili n’ajjer, until one night, around a desert campfire, she was discovered by a visiting raï singer and brought back to paris…but the big city was too much of a culture shock, and so she had a nervous breakdown, convinced she was a refugee from the moon, born of a long-forgotten lunar aristocracy.

so, i’m officially excited about new releases now. none of the above-mentioned indie mammoths could achieve what kelley ‘one ten-track album’ polar just pulled off. wheeee!

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in other news, i’m going ever so slightly bonkers about my classical chinese and korean exams. to quote stephin merritt: should i freak out/should i seek out/something i could keep? (and concentrate on religion and chinese philosophy?) quite possibly the case, stephin dear.

Categories: binary bin. · boom la la la. · pre-present.

suffer little children.

23 December 2007 · 1 Comment

so, yesterday i went to radio soulwax-mas. the music was alright (erol alkan and boys noize were particularly exciting, and zombie nation made interesting layered collages of grooves, drones and noises), but the venue was way too big and looked like a decrepit soviet nuclear command centre, and… there were loads of 16 yos.

all they did was drink tons of beer and look youthful with those shiny faces of theirs. i think i’ve come to the point where i have to accept that i’m young, but not for all that long anymore. i felt like slapping them and yelling ‘DO SOMETHING WITH YOUR YOUTH, DO SOMETHING BEFORE YOU’RE A FAT FUCKING LOSER BEING HUMILIATED BY SOME FAT LOSER HUSBAND ON REALITY TV, FOR THE GAWPING AMUSEMENT OF OTHER FAT LOSERS JUST LIKE YOU.’

then i realised i never did anything notable with my own youth either, so i just let it slip by and watched scores of perfect-looking, radiant teenagers puke. they looked at us like we were mammoths, new arrivals from the siberian permafrost. i hadn’t seen that many teenagers huddled together since i was a teenager myself, so it was really quite a shock. children are different, though. they’re clean slates and possibilities waiting to happen. teenagers are more… fully-formed.

apart from that, it was quite fun.

Categories: boom la la la. · deep thoughts.

singles and songles, vol. 1.

15 December 2007 · 3 Comments

in this new featurette thingie, i’ll upload one of my favourite songs every now and then, complete with lyrics and all, for your exclusive enjoyment, oh reader love.

I was a postal worker from May until July
I left because of allergies – the letters made me cry
8AM on Fridays, 6AM the rest
Postal for the two months
Coastal for the rest
I kept the last day’s letters
I kept the last day’s letters

piano magic, ‘postal’.

this song is killah. a glockenspiel and some airy analogue electronics quiver around while angele david-guillou reads the lyrics in a rather resigned fashion, but when she reaches the two last lines, she just repeats them over and over incredulously, like a madwoman who can’t believe she actually isn’t the viceroy of british india would occasionally raise her voice and yell ‘where are my maharajahs! where are my elephants! where are my turbans and turfans!’.

the opposite of feel-good, and the epitome of wintry desperation.

 


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